Thursday, July 19, 2012

How Hot has it Been?

  • The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

  • The trees are whistling for the dogs.

  • The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance

  • Hot water comes from both taps.

  • You can make sun tea instantly.

  • You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

  • The temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.

  • You discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

  • You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

  • You realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

  • The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

  • The cows are giving evaporated milk.

  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

  • The Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

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