How Hot has it Been?

• The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.



• The trees are whistling for the dogs.




• The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance



• Hot water comes from both taps.



• You can make sun tea instantly.




• You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.



• The temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.




• You discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.



• You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.




• You realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.



• The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.




• The cows are giving evaporated milk.



• Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.




• The Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!